When faced with a massive underwater, blatantly CGI’d menace, there’s only one member of the Andy Erupts team with the cajones to tackle it- The Harleyquin! That’s right fiends, yet another movie that the big man will lap right up in the form of China’s Million Dollar Crocodile.
Starring Barbie Hsu, the synopsis is as follows:
“Xiao (10) befriends Amao, a 36 foot crocodile, who lives on his fathers croc sanctuary. Soon his father is forced to sell the crocodiles to a gangster who plans to use them for high priced meals. Before Amao is slaughtered, he escapes slaying his captors in the process. In the chaos, Amao accidentally swallows a cellphone with the location of 1 million dollars. When the rumors of this spread, the locals are split in two: some afraid for their lives, others set out to capture and kill the crocodile at any cost.”
No news as to release dates but after that wonderfully ridiculous plot outline, you need to watch the trailer!



