That’s not a literal invitation. Even if Darwin’s one-hundred-and-thirty-year-old undead corpse could make it to your house from the depths of Westminster Abbey, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t want him sitting on your couch. Nothing shifts zombie stench, not even Febreze.
Dead naturalists aside, we’re talking of course about the latest all-nighters from The Horror Channel.
Starting THIS FRIDAY, the 6th of July at 9pm, Evilution of Horror is offering up a natural selection [...]