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Man Alive, I’m tired after that…
I covered a news piece on this back in December 2011 and what we have here, is yet another fine “mockbuster” creature feature movie brought to us by those good people at The Asylum, purveyors of such quality films as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.
It’s 2-Headed Shark Attack. A shark [...]
Ah. Um. Where do I even begin?
The first thing that struck me is that the primary focus of the film isn’t on the titular Super Shark at all. Oh no. It’s also not the peril of the human characters as they attempt to destroy the prehistoric fish. The focus CLEARLY isn’t on acting or a coherent storyline [...]
Sigh. This is the path I have chosen. Throwing myself without a seconds thought for good taste (or my own sanity) in front of whatever “nature-gone-wild”, straight to DVD, cinematic turd that Andy might suggest. I am delighted to say that my latest review mission has done nothing to break the trend.
The evolution of the [...]
Here in Glasgow we are currently gripped tightly in Winter’s frosty clutches but me? I am already looking forward to Summer.
Ah Summer. The time for holidays and indeed, the five S’s that define a holiday. Sun, Sand, Sea, Sex and SHARKS! OK so the last one doesn’t often feature in my holidays but as the [...]
BEEP BEEP, goes my phone. It’s a text message from Andy, and a typically abrupt, rude one at that. “Get off your arse and review a film called Creature“. So I reply with a simple, “OK mate“. Polite, approachable.
BEEP BEEP, again, “Stick with it “, it says. Oh God… That’s never good!
Directed by Fred [...]
Well, well, well… It seems my appetite for all things shark related is about to be sated yet again.
7th February 2012 sees the US release of yet another shark flick. However, this is no ordinary water-dwelling shark, no sir, this one can walk on land and fly. Yes that’s right. Walk. On. Land. AND. Fly.
Land. [...]
So, as AndyErupts resident animal lover, I was tasked with the job of reviewing Shark Night 3D, which is absolutely perfect for me as Andy knows how much I love shark movies and sharks in general. I find them to be fascinating creatures unlike JohnMilton who quivers with fear at the mere mention of them. [...]